What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:39

Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is Tinder the best dating app?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Are you afraid of being alone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No way
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks